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 DESPERATE Sir Keir Starmer last night vow adidas campus ed to  sweat blood  to win back former Labour supporters from the Tories - but voters admitted they still have no idea who he is. The Labour Party boss is embarking on a tour of the UK this summer as part of plans to  yeezy reset h mizuno is struggling leadership after a string of blows.3Voters said they still didnt know who the Labour boss isCredit: GettyIn a scathing focus group in Blackpool as part of a national tour, one voter, Natalie Bedford, admitted:  I have no idea when I last voted Labour - and Ive got no idea who he is!  Another said:  I dont recall ever seeing you before, youre not out there at the moment, are you  I wouldnt have known who you were. No disrespect! And another local, Frank Sharp, blasted the party as being  in a death spiral .Wesley Standaloft said he believed it was the  stigma of Jeremy Corbyn  which was still holding the party back, 18 months on from

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 HOTEL bosses secretly filmed a Brit tourist dancing beside a pool after claiming he had a sickness bug as other guests聽said聽he was plotting a scam compensation claim, it is claimed.Martin Brown, 36, and his wife Lindsey, 34, launched a 拢1,200 sickness claim after an all-inclusive trip to the four-star Emre Hotel in Marmaris, Turkey.6 A Brit tourist is caught dancing around a swimming pool on CCTV  stanley cup after making a sickness claim against a hotel6 The footage was filmed on May 30 - two days before Martin Brown visited a doctor to say he had been ill for three daysOwners put surveillance on the family after another guest warned they were plotting a scam sickness claim.A stanley cups fter receiving the claim hotel owners examined CCTV and fou stanley cup nd footage of Martin frolicking and dancing by the swimming pool.It came after they complained of upset stomachs and were referred to a local doctor during their stay.MOST READ IN NEWSCRASH HORRORGirl, 16, rushed to hospital after being hit by police car on way to 999  Tjvl Shake-up of BBC promised by Culture Secretary cannot come soon enough
 ALL pupils will return to school in Scotland in three weeks- piling pressure on the Education Secretary to get English kids  salomon back on time.Nicola Sturgeon today confirmed schools i yeezy n Scotland will return on a full-time basis after the summer break.鈿狅笍 Read our coronavirus live blog for the latest news  updates2Every child will be back to school in Scotland by August 18Speaking in Holyrood, the Scottish First Minister insisted it was a  moral and educational imperative  to get all kids back.She said:  In fact, a key reason for our cautious approach to lockdown over the last two months and over the next few weeks, is a determination to drive the virus down and keep prevalence low, so that schools can reopen in August. I am therefore pleased to confirm today that schools will return from August 11. Given how long children have been out of school, some local authorities may opt for a phased  crocs return over the first few days. But we expect all pupils to be at school full-time from August 18 a